I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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