Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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