Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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