What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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