who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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