I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
