North Korea, Best Korea!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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