How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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