what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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