I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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