He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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