Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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