the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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