come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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