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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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