i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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