I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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