called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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