He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Randomize
