it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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