oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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