in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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