Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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