i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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