Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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