Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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