Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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