tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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