these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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