Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
