Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
What a dumb baby whore.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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