Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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