I am in a vortex of obligation.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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