you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
