with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
