I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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