hell yes lets make some ravioli
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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