How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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