Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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