so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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