I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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