I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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