dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You're a disaster
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