So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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