she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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