you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
