yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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