i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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