i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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