let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm always down for nudity.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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